It's Not Us, It's You!
Snarky heathen homeschooling moms.
 
Episode 83 - The Belated Venus Birthday Bash

Laura Smith tries to join us, but technical difficulties prevent her from staying.

Loads of content this week. Heaps and piles. Choke on it.
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Episode 82 - Punched in the duckface.

We're pissed off about stuff.
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Episode 81 - A cow riding a horse, looking for a ball.

Who's our #1 fan?
ass millipedes what?

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Episode 80 - Thanks for the voicemails, assbags!

Just us this week. A few technical difficulties, but really, not so bad


email us at suckit@inuiy.com

or to go inuiy.com to find the facebook links and stuff. Whatever.
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Episode 79 - Laura's back! Well, all of her, really.

The ever fabulous Laura Smith returns.

Listener email!

Other stuff.

suckit@inuiy.com

No voicemail # again. We will discuss that next time.
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Episode 78 - Our show is an unruly toddler!

Yes, two years of this inanity. This is not a clip show, it was recorded live. Which is the most fun way to experience INUIY. With the chat room and stuff.

http://inuiy.com
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Episode 77 - Fame, Flashdance, and Frig

Upcoming 2 yr podiversary...whatever.


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Episode 76 - Naked Cat Injuries

No guest, just ridiculousness.
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Laura Smith joins us again. YAY!


email:  suckit@inuiy.com

Voice mail:  (206)202-1580

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Episode 74 - You brought the content, right?

We talk about stuff. Someone gets interrupted and we have a surprise musical interlude. The rest, well, it is kind of a blur.

suckit@inuiy.com


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We are joined by Laura Smith, of the Smith's Occasional Podcast, and also The Sleep, now available on Amazon, Itunes, and anywhere worth a shit.


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Episode 72 - OMG it's Kendra!

Yes, Kendra from Pop Trash Radio joins us for some talking about whatever the hell we want to talk about. ;)

We try not to act like total fangirls, and almost manage.
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Episode 71 - Blood would make it more exciting

voicemail (206)202-1580
email: suckit@inuiy.com


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Episode 70 - It's fine, it's fine!

Talking down jumpers? No time for that.

Also, other stuff.

pride48.com <--- go here, eh.
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Episode 69, Birthday Bash
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Episode 68 - Zombies and stuff.

More fun than it sounds like, really.
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Episode 67 - Your laptop is full of bees.

Hey, we managed to do a show.

Big news! Ok, some news. Whatever.
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Episode 66 - recorded live

mindless babbling as usual, now with a caller!

excellent music from The Sleep  thesleep.net

email suckit@inuiy.com

voice mail (206)202-1580
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Episode 65 - You mean Hamster Breath?

possibly the first live episode where everything, including the call in line, worked
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Episode 64

We are joined by Anne, the Naughty, Naughty Bed Monkey from Dubious Intent (dubiousintent.com)


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Episode 63 - Squidfucking

the live stream worked, the chat worked, the call in thingy worked.
and, you can hear it!

Bear Jesus has made it out of DJB's clutches, and other fascinating news.






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Episode 61 - The Visit

We just kind of ramble on about the weekend Venus and family came to visit. Listener emails, a little bible reading, the usual.


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Episode 60 - The cleanest, dirtiest sounding conversation yet.

Technical difficulties, how shocking.

Listener feedback, mocking of other shows, and general nonsense.


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Live show issues tonight. We recorded this stuff though. So yay. I guess.
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I have no idea what we talked about, sorry.
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Our first try at the live streaming show thing. It sucks less in the last hour. Really. Much thanks to that ass, Jeckles, for letting us borrow his interwebs station. Check out his show Thursdays at 9pm central http://shittyblogradio.com Joined on the mic by Parker and Will Radik. Snarked at in the chatroom by some weasels. Yes, the 9:30 start time was too early, even though some idiot was complaining of boredom at 9:24 - wait, what? Join us Sundays at 10 pm central for ... this. http://jeckles.serverroom.us:4024/ chatroom here: http://www.chatterous.com/inuiy/ new phone # (469)277-4269 new email: suckit@inuiy.com
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Episode 56 - Well, then its just a cat scratch.

News and stuff kinda


New phone#!
 (469)277-4269

Same email!

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

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Episode 55 - Well, they have craft hour there!

Frig joins us as we challenge all y'all to a contest!


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912
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Episode 54 - What color is gingerbread man blood, anyway?

ZOMG! It's Laura from the Smith's Occasional Podcast!
Ornament competition '08 announced.
3 hos talk about christmas.
Venus is now textually active!
Ikea and snow and...I dunno.



Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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This is a mess, I think at one point there were 11 people there. I'm not going to try and name them all because I will forget and someone will be pissed off.

Thanks to jeckles for finding the awesome cover art.
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no editing, no notes. bite me.
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Episode 51 - I blame this on you! (and Tori Spelling)

no notes. you have to listen to believe it.


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


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Episode 50 - Three old ladies talking about cats

We're still talking to Daniel from Dubious Intent, only much less coherently.

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Episode 50ious Intent - Please don't willradik me!

Not so much our 50th as a freakish hybrid show.
Daniel from Dubious Intent.
Not a clip show.
We call some people. Daniel's Dad, and Damian.
There's more, but I'm done for tonight.

Don't think of this as being put out late, think of it as free time

travel.
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Episode 49 - She googly eyed in a church?


Can it be, Anna B?
I feel like I'm trying to get into heaven.
Bear Jesus has arisen, and is ready to get moving.
Making purses and guns out of duct tape.
Religious rant from that whacko with the sharpie.
Rant utterly derailed by the others.
Cassette rewinding techniques.
Venus is getting a lappy!
Vista talk. What? I had no part in this. They did.
Hover parents extreme.
Suck it translations please.



Validate our existence, please:

website: http://ItsNotUsItsYou.com

email: itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

Voicemail: (206)376-1912
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Episode 48 - You can't eat it, but you can suck it!


Diane from Tasty Jewelry is back! The audio recorded in one track so we're talking all over each other! GAH!

Road trips!
Bacon! and chocolate!
Plurk!
Diane makes the coolest stuff ever!How to actually get anything done when you work at home. Really. Diane is amazing.
Venus does not want your socks. Srsly.
Something about Tori Spelling. Also? midgets. Wait, What?
How fun is the googly eye project? Way.
Wii Rock Band? Rocks.

http://tastyjewelry.com
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Episode 47.6 -  Can I put some butter on it?

Um, we have all these voicemails you have been leaving and we have not been putting out shows in a timely manner, so here's the voicemails and crap. Show is coming, honest.


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Episode 47b -  You keep saying "ding dong like" it's okay.

Guests:
(appearing in random combinations and order throughout the show)

Will Radik from erraticast
British John, formerly of Qcast
Daniel Brewer from Dubious Intent
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Episode 47a -  Downward facing pony.

Guests:
(appearing in random combinations and order throughout the show)

Will Radik from erraticast
British John, formerly of Qcast
Daniel Brewer from Dubious Intent

it's really late, I'm not linking right now. you can find them.
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Working on it. We had some very special guests, and by some, I mean three, but not at the same time. Wait, yes at the same time. Sometimes. Anyway.

Still working on the website too, sorry. Per request, here is the direct link to the forums.

http://inuiy.com/forums/

Love you all, but not in that way, except for the asswipes, y'all can suck it.

Nicole
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Episode 46 - I'm a donkey on the edge!

Girlfight over Daniel. Wait, what?
DVR etiquette
You're so linear, honestly.
Grammar of the Lord.
Yeah, I was THAT mom this week.
Googlies and Bear Jesus updates.
Books and balls.

http://worksmith.etsy.com - Smith's Occasional New Etsy!


http://tastyjewelry.com - Diane is making her site even more fabulous!

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Episode 45 - If loving cabbage is wrong, I don't want to be right.

voicemails: divy schools us on chocolate, walt is a smartass, and will, well. sigh.
venus meets some freaks
softpants clarification
various bones to pick with jeckles
brussels sprouts, seriously.
venus is doing what during recording? um, ok.
where is bear jesus and wth has he been doing?
caught on safari (WITH SPOILERS OMG DIVY)
what is monkeygrass? dunno. still don't.
next episode will be recorded on balls!


Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and etsy store http://venus.etsy.com

Nicole blog here - http://randomlynicole.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

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Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode 44 - I'M NOT A STINKBUG LICKER!!

postcards, twitter, leslie doesn't really prove she doesn't lick stinkbugs, bounce house sex? receipt game (thanks Divy and Dixie), Venus attempts to socialize, lightning strikes Nicole's tree
Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and etsy store http://venus.etsy.com

Nicole blog here - http://randomnicole.wordpress.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode 43 - Wait, I just looked up "bombastic"!


Not editing. No show notes. Just deal.


http://itsnotusitsyou.com
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Episode  42 - They'll just jump with the stumps.

The return of Laura from The Smith's Occasional Podcast!

Divy complains. Then not. Then yes. Then not. Wait, what?
Remember that time Derek was on? Yeah. That was awesome.
Situation Liger? Unresolved.
How did Nicole hurt herself lately?
Kitchen flood fun. Interior decorating.
Receipt game.
Soft pants!


Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and etsy store http://venus.etsy.com

Nicole blog here - http://randomnicole.wordpress.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode  41 - There's probably meetings for that kind of thing, you know.

venus made some bunnies. and opened an online shop.
technical difficulties w/voicemail resolved
website still 'in progress'
ordering glasses on the internets
venus walks off the set. WTH.
stupid injury tricks
i hated that pergo anyway
venus can't get over redbox. seriously.
literature and documentaries <-- suck that content
venus would like you to go to the forums already. don't make us call dis guy we know.
LOVELY BONES spoilers for like...? who?


Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and etsy store http://venus.etsy.com

Nicole blog here - http://randomnicole.wordpress.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Bow Chicka Doo Wah Derek (you may know him from the Lifted Lorax show) joins us with his ideas on how to make the show better.

No editing was done. Sorry about the little pops and stuff, but sometimes it goes like that.
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Episode 39 part 2 - That seems...in character.

The rest of our time with Jeckles.
Why don't more people listen to Jeckles?
Why did Nicole ruin this show?
How will Doo Wah fix it?
Wth is with all the ?
no more show notes for you.

Links:

Jeckles!

http://shittyblogradio.com
http://jeckles.blogsome.com


Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and etsy store http://venus.etsy.com

Nicole blog here - http://randomnicole.wordpress.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

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Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode 39 (part 1) - Wouldn't do what with a goat?

Jeckles from SBR is here.
He gives us some Strong Opinions on Things.

to be continued...


Links:

Stalk Jeckles! http://shittyblogradio.com
here too! http://jeckles.blogsome.com/




Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://randomnicole.wordpress.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

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Contact info:

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http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

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Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode  38 - The androgynous liger



Not Michael. Not cheap liquor. Not multiple orgasms.

Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://randomnicole.wordpress.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

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http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

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Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode  37 - MONTYPALOOZA


Monty from Friday Night Live is with us. She is made of awesome!
Venus is bouncing around on a big blue ball the entire time.


Links:

Monty's blog: http://brain-soup.blogspot.com/

Jeckles: http://shittyblogradio.com

Mr. Fabulous: http://pointless-drivel.com




Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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Episode  36 - It's basically just a big sausage.


Googly anarchy moves ahead.
Lump? Hump? Pillow? Cushion?
He did the sucking thing and got the gooey stuff.
Voicemails! Emails!
Hey V, I think your cat might be stupid. Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

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This isn't a show, it's a Thingy. So no show notes for you!

Just go to the website http://www.itsnotusitsyou.com everything is there anyway. Great. Thaaaaanks.
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Episode 35 - I knew it would smell, but...

Dork nostalgia.
Voicemails out the wazoo.
Got googly eyes? How about knitting graffiti, then.
Giant raccoons, who knew?
Venus made some vomit bowls.
Attack of the Extreme Girly.*

*it's a kid story. forward or deal. you know the drill.




Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode35srsly.mp3
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Episode  34 - This is amazingly obnoxious, and that's the point.


Then with your other hand, pull back on the monkey's legs.
Fun with spam.
Extreme pancakes.
New website, yay.
Prom pictures? Our listeners are lazy. Bums.
Bear Jesus did what?
Listener feedback, no a whine fest.







Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr: http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode34ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:29 PM
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Episode  33 - Rage, rage against the spreading of the mush!


New site, whee! http://inuiy.com if the damn forwarding isn't fixed yet.
Hair coloring (really?)
The thing a day thing.
Venus is a chicken about ice skating. BOK. BOK.
Do you feel guilty if you stop early?
Voicemails, yay!



Links:


http://www.thing-a-day.com

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

flickr:

    * http://www.flickr.com/photos/itsnotusitsyou/
    * http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode33ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:10 AM
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Episode 32 - That bitch crazy!


Taylor's back! 1st gay gasp at about 00:02!
Jesus Bear! Cream cheese! Oh, Jesus Bear!
Gay summer camp!
Cross dressing convention!
Bear Jesus made friends!
Yes, we keep them in cages!
Random celebrity trashing!
So, it's a cartoon naked guy? YEAH!



Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912
Direct download: episode32ffinal.mp3
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Episode  31 - I have sinned with a vengeance.

Very special guest Diane from Tasty Jewelry.
We got her first. Suck that, podcasters!

Bear Jesus updates.
Mmmm glue.
Googly eye brainstorm.
High school pictures project.
Nobody reads this crap.


Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Now with flickr!
    * http://www.flickr.com/photos/itsnotusitsyou/
    * http://www.flickr.com/people/itsnotusitsyou/

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode31ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:38 AM
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Episode  30 - The bear must go on

Another no guests allowed episode.
We talked about stuff, I should have been taking notes. Oops.
V's side of the track gets a little skypey weird sometimes. Sorry.


Links:

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=2644

08088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode30ffinal.mp3
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Episode  29 - They're not worth the jump.

Just us tonight, trying to reclaim our groove after the holiday

break.
Podcaster lovefestish kind of thing.
Bear Jesus updates.
Emails and voicemails and a bit more babbling.


Shows mentioned (or maybe just the people sometimes. whatever):
erraticast
2homos.com
QCast Connection
Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land
Pod Is My Copilot
The Lifted Lorax
The Improbable Show
Someone I probably forgot who will kick my ass.

Links:

netvibes.com

Bear Jesus blog here - http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode29ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:50 AM
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Episode  28 - The devil is Trixie!

Texas Chicken! A public high school teacher joins us. We don't hate

each other.
This episode would definitely make the baby jesus cry, though.


Links:



Venus blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole  blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=2644

08088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912
Direct download: episode28ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:20 PM
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Episode  27 - A hot mess divided (and unedited)


This is the first half of a crossover show with Confessions of a

Southern Boy in Yankee Land.

That was the plan anyway.

We do have the lovely and talented Eric with us, and then someone

decided to add Will Radik into the mix. Oh dear.

For part two, please download episode 34 here:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/southernboy



Links:



Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with

free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=2644

08088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode27ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:50 PM
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Episode 26 - Joylicious and bitchtastic.

It's Blue! (AKA Zulie)
Gay podcasts.
God does not like INUIY.
But this minister does!
Great linux pronunciation debate.
Kiddus interruptus.
Don't mom me!
Speed peeing.
Listener feedback. Hooray.
Sports talk. Just a little. I promise.
Superbee? Really?
And we love Michael, and Taylor.
The holes in his hands, well...and suddenly, the Bear Jesus Travels

concept is born.
Church secretaries gone wild! (ish)


Links:

Bear Jesus Blog: http://gobearjesus.blogspot.com

Joyology: http://www.thejoyologist.com/

Blue's Blog: http://bluecrochet.blogspot.com
Blue's twitter: http://twitter.com/bleukitten

Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with

free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=2644

08088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode26ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:37 PM
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Episode  24(part 2) - This one's for you, Amish.


Yes, episode 25 was released before 24 part two. Don't lock me in your linear prison.

Continuing our conversation with Frig.
This was recorded before Christmas, but we're done talking about that, mostly.

Think of this as a little gift of time travel.
We talk about movies and stuff, it doesn't suck.




Links:

amish.net


Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with

free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here -

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=2644

08088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode24pt2.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:02 PM
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Episode  25 - This is episode 25

The episode that this is, is twenty-five.
Twenty-five is the number of this episode.
That was mean.
Little boxes of wine. Then some whine.
More crazy lady!
Remember that ornament smackdown?
Featured. Squee!
Tasty Jewelry gifted and loved.
Twitter. We're not over it yet.


Links:



Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode25ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:35 PM
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Episode  24(part 1) - I'm sorry, are we doing a show or something?

Frig and Nicole the pissy elf talk a little smack before Venus, the happy elf shows up.
She shows up after just a few minutes, but is she happy?
Muppet pelts and fake crocs. Suck it already.
Frig <3 shopping.
You can't do the podcast without me. Or me!
Frig proves to be a bit slippery.
Families + holidays = ?
Tights, socks, stockings, you get the idea.
Fat man in red suit.
I'm tired. This shall be called part one, and the rest will arrive on the internets soon.


Links:



Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode24part1.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:07 PM
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Episode 23 - a raw, uncut christmas miracle!


I don't know. We got Will Radik on Skype and talked and talked.
There's background noise, I can't tell who is making it, so just deal.
I really don't want to relive it, so I'm not editing it. Here's a big lump of podcast in your stocking.
This episode is not remotely child safe. I mean seriously. More than usual.

Links:


Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode23uncut.mp3
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Episode 22 - I don't have magical destinking powers.

New reviews, yay!
Unrequited love for Rodan. Sigh.
Stupid lady, don't be mean to Venus!
Speaking of crazy...
Email
A cameo from mini-Venus
Voicemails
Night night

Shows mentioned:
Qcast Connection
Smith's Occasional Podcast
Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land
Pod Is My Copilot



Links:

Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode22ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:21 PM
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Episode 21 - I wasn't prepared for you to be organized!


A love fest with Laura of the Smith's Occasional Podcast!
Mmmm muppet pelts.
Bow school.
So...what did you do in college?
She said dick.
Yay, it's the holidays.
Seriously, are we talking about the weather?
Big families, little families.
Evangelical mashup ideas.
Emails and voicemails.
Twittering yet? No? You suck.

Shows mentioned:
Smith's Occasional Podcast
erraticast
The Improbable Show
Qcast Connection



Links:

Smith's Occasional Podcast & Blog - http://smithsoccasional.wordpress.com/

Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box

Twitter! http://www.twitter.com follow us, veenus and randomnicole

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode21ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:57 PM
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Episode  20 - Are you, like, jingling bells?


Trash talking the boy toy.
Rambling about kids, cats, crafts, blogs, plumbing, Twitter, seesmic, christmas,  and Andy Dick.


Shows mentioned (not so much shows, but people in them):
erraticast
The Lifted Lorax


Links:

Twitter!!!!

http://twitter.com

Twitter IDs: veenus and randomnicole. Follow, follow, follow however that song does go.




Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole random blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode20ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:27 AM
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Episode  19 - I hear her breathe, dumbass.


Joined by Nicole's sister Jenn - will she dish any dirt?
Venus calls Will more names.
Transition from keyboard to wordhole issues.
Thrift store thrills.
Guinea pig v. cat. Yeah, that's totally different.
Backhair mohawks?
Bird talk - this is becoming a regular feature, isn't it?
Like omg, there's more, but I'm really bored with doing show notes right now okthxbye.


Shows talked about, in a good way of course:
The Improbable Show
erraticast
The Coffee and Tea Show




Links:

http://www.cuddlycavies.homestead.com/costumes.html

http://juicereceiver.sourceforge.net/


Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty(kinda) blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode19ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:01 AM
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Episode 18 - Happy Birthday, Venus! (the beeping's getting louder)

We play stump the help desk. Or stick a stump in it. Or something.
Will they ever stop talking about geekery?
Brief cat fight.
On with the show. Birthday wishes galore.
Bird talk revisited.
Review contest prize choosing results. Bitches, all of you.
Baby recipes.
Fine, bail on your own party.



Shows mentioned:
QCast Connection
Pod Is My copilot
Smith's Occasional Podcast
Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land
erraticast



Links:


Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole randomy blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode18ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:31 PM
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The Contest Winners!


We draw names, announce the winners, and remind you to call and write Venus some birthday love before we record on the 16th!



Links:


Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: contestwinffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:23 AM
Comments[2]

Episode 17 - For Polie

Why do you even have a podcast? Seriously?
Venus is having a birthday next week. Got it?
Bird stories.
Who's the Bonaduce? That's right.
She is a real baby!
Sock toys, stitch markers, you know you want some.
Emails, voicemails, you know how that goes.
Contest - last chance, bitches!
Gratuitous verbal spanking for Mr. Bee.


Links:


Venus crafty blog here - http://fibergoddess.blogspot.com/
and sock toys http://www.myspace.com/solematetoys

Nicole crafty blog here - http://www.purpleduckie.com
and etsy store http://purpleduckie.etsy.com


Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

reviews on iTunes go here - http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode17ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:41 AM
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Episode 16 - INUIY Syberstyle

Kat from Sybermoms joins us.
There is drinking, laughing, and bitching.
There is also background noise, no intro, no nothing.
We don't edit at Sybermoms, I'm not editing this mess.
Enjoy. Or don't. We did.

Links:

http://www.sybermoms.com

Donate to Kat's walk! http://08.the3day.org/goto/kat.vanderostyne

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

iTunes review here PLEASE OH PLEASE http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode16ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:16 PM
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Episode 15 - Topical Tuesdays - Who's Idiot Idea Was This?

In response to various pleas and complaints, we attempt a more focused type of podcast. Yeah, we won't be doing this again.

Homeschooling talk, kinda.
Crafts.
Weight loss.
Domestic crap.
More homeschooling.
Online relationships (not that kind, sorry).
Uh, more homeschooling stuff.

Around 33 minutes in, we do emails and voicemails, returning us to somewhat normal.
Take the voicemail dare!
Tasty Jewelry promotion details.
Review contest, have you entered?




Shows mentioned:
Confessions of a Southern Boy
Ramble Redhead
Smith's Occasional Podcast

Links:

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com - 15% Discount Code with free shipping - use voucher code: podcastlistener (all one word)
mention It's Not Us, It's You! in the: "how did you hear about tasty
jewelry?" box


Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

iTunes review here PLEASE OH PLEASE http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912
Direct download: episode15ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:47 AM
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**reposted episode with audio overlap fixed**

Episode 14 - There was drippage?!

Technical incompetence leads to odd, deja vu feeling.
A contest! (Deja vu all over again if you listen to PiMC!)
Is that a wad of tissues or a diaper? You be the judge.
Pumpkins, and blood, and ok back to pumpkins.
Someone is a bad mom.
Where babies really come from.
What do you mean, flip flopped?
Bitter and dishy how, exactly?
Rosebud!
Voicemails and emails (Emails frankensteined on at the very end. Deal.)
Details of Tasty Jewelry promotion revealed!

Shows mentioned:
Pod Is My Copilot (several times, bitches)


Links:

Tasty Jewelry - http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Go Fug Yourself - http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

Bible Fox - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4755

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

iTunes review here PLEASE OH PLEASE http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode14fixed.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:11 PM
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Does it mean anything? It was a little bit exciting to see anyway.
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:23 AM
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Episode 13 - This is not about Angelina Jolie

Guest! Taylor the Latte Boy. So fabulous.
Taylor is awesome, for real.
Congratulations Matt & Amber, whoever you are.
PMS (he started it. He did.)
More on Jesus, bears, and My Gay Webkinz.
Why clowns have red lips.
Venus vs. html.
Emails and voicemails - um...nah, let's save them.
Please Taffy, don't hurt him.
Bike week. OH. MY. GAWD!

Shows mentioned:
Pod Is My Copilot
Callbox 7


Links:

Coleslaw wrasslin! - http://www.sopotnickscabbagepatch.com/Photos/photos.html

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

iTunes review here please http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode13ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:49 PM
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Episode 12 - What does the bear mean?

Driven to drink, no really.
Who has weird news? We do. Well, one of us anyway.
Lions and tigers and Jesus, oh my!
Frappr and swag, check us out.
Emails and voicemails. Both!
Venus is laying down the gauntlet! ACK!

Shows you should be listening to (unless it means you don't have time for us. Of course.):
Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land
Obscure 80's Podcast


Links:

Haha Gallery here http://www.myspace.com/randomnicole42

http://www.creationtorevelation.org

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/

http://www.tastyjewelry.com

Swag! http://www.cafepress.com/itsnotusitsyou

iTunes review here please oh please pretty please? http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode12ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:56 AM
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For episodes 1-8 only:

All the files have been re-re-uploaded to podomatic. You can stick this feed http://itsnotusitsyou.podOmatic.com/rss2.xml into your podcatcher/iTunes and download them, or go to the page http://itsnotusitsyou.podomatic.com/  and get them there. Some of them suck. You have been warned.

All new shows will be through here http://feeds.feedburner.com/ItsNotUsItsYou
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:49 AM
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Episode 11 - I'm Going to Skype With Your Cat

Podomatic hateration reaches unacceptable levels.
Random 70's celebrity babble.
Listener feedback, woo hoo!
Screw celebrity news, let's do obscure news!
We are actually 12 year old boys. True.
Mmmm, power tools.
Why Mommy is a Democrat.
Nicole is still reading Those Books. WTF?
Fundies do what at Halloween? Ok then...
Oops, little politics there. Sorry.
Closets are for atheists too.
Venus is one of Them. EWW.

We talked about these shows:
Smith's Occasional Podcast
Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land
Obscure 80's Podcast
QCast Connection
Lifted Lorax

Links:

Diane's awesome jewelry and stuff - http://www.tastyjewelry.com/

Why Mommy is a Democrat - http://littledemocrats.net/

iTunes review here please http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088


Contact info:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

AIM: itsnotusitsyou

Direct download: episode11ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:49 AM
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Episode 9 - Don't Make Us Hurt You

Just Venus and Nicole this week, bitching about stuff from the frig episode.
Listener feedback...oh. Wait, what?
Nicole is reading what? Nuh uh.
Even Halloween is weirder in the South.
Mmmm, buttons.
Chemocap project update.
Nicole stays on topic the entire show.
The line above was a complete and obvious lie.
Just checking to see if you were reading.


We talked about these shows:
QCast Connection
Callbox 7
The Lifted Lorax
Obscure 80's Podcast

Links:

iTunes review here please http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088

Contact info:
(Whatever. You're not going to email or call. Wussies. Though you should get Venus to tell you her breast cancer fundraiser that one time. But you have to ask.)

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912

Direct download: episode9ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:21 AM
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Older episodes will be archived here as I can get to them. Right now you can still download them here http://itsnotusitsyou.podomatic.com/ (when it is working.

Please be sure you are subscribed through iTunes
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088

or with the feedburner link http://feeds.feedburner.com/ItsNotUsItsYou

because we're pretty much done with podomatic.

Love you all, but not in that way, in the other way,

Nicole
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:46 AM
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Episode 10 - The way this works is not entirely understood.


We are angry with the podomatic thingy.
Fresh Hahas!
Questionable prescription medications.
Hannity and Colmes. It's fun. Really.
We are so geezing. Venus not as much.
Holy crap, a voicemail!
A Parker clip job.

**Venus is making whatever that little "pop" noise is that I couldn't get out. Sorry. It was her though. I do not know what she was doing. Do we want to know?**




Shows mentioned:
Smith's Occasional Podcast
Pod Is My Copilot
Hey We're Back



Links:

iTunes review here please http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=264408088

Haha Gallery here http://www.myspace.com/randomnicole42

Contact info, ya bastids:

itsnotusitsyou@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/itsnotusitsyou

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4979777551

Voicemail: (206)376-1912


Direct download: episode10ffinal.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:47 AM
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